I'm an Author!
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Welcome to my book page! This contains all you need to know about my first ebook series. It's called the Why You Suck series. It's a humorous self-help book collection that contains real advice, sprinkled with plenty of laughs!
The first ebook is called, Why You Suck at Escaping the Friend-Zone. It turns a popular theory on its head, and talks about what it means for guys and girls who are stuck in the dreaded zone of friendship with their longtime crush. This book covers points like:
It sucks being in the friend-zone, but the people who just sit there and complain about it are the ones who really suck. But you don't have to suck. You can suck-ceed. One of my best friends was actually the first to read this book, and it legitimately got him out of the friend-zone and helped him sweep his girl off her feet. Buy the book by clicking the button below! It is (for now) only available on Amazon and its respective Kindle app for all smart devices. It's only $5, works great as a gift for others, and fun to read over and over again! Check it out, and happy suck-ceeding! |
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My second book, Why You Suck at Writing a Book, is about just that! If you say to yourself, "Someday, I'll write a book," but never have, then this book is the slap in the face you need. Filled with helpful advice and laced with humor, this second book in the Why You Suck series gives pointers on how to stop sucking at writing your masterpiece. For example:
Writing a book is challenging, and some people definitely suck at it, but that doesn't mean you have to! Don't suck. Suck-ceed. |
My third and newest book, Why You Suck at Tying Ties! In a world where most young people don't know how to tie knots for their necktie, this book is here to save the day. I used to never be able to tie a necktie properly, but some YouTubers helped me master the art. One of them, Linwood Darkis, has written the foreword for this very book. In this tome of knowledge, you'll learn:
Whether you're on a date, going to an interview, or undercover for the fifth time, you can do it in style. Don't suck. Suck-ceed. |